Dear Santa…I need a break.

Santa-Claus-Pics-0302Dear Santa,
This holiday, I humbly request a break. Hopefully, this won’t take up much room in your sleigh. I have been a good little witch this year, and I promise to use my break responsibly, for the highest good and only the most effective, sacred badassery….where totally justified, I swear it…

I need to take a break,
catch a break,
break my own record,
break the glass ceiling,
break the old curses,
break wind,
break bad,
break dance,
break rank,
break from decorum,
break a few hearts,
break a few necks,
break a few laws,
and make a break for it.
Yours truly,